Impaired vision

Pros and Cons of poor eyesight.

Cons: I can never be a pilot (bastards.)
I get eeeevil optical migraines when I forget to wear my glasses for too long.
When I try and focus on things that are far away, I squint automatically which people - for some reason - consider very rude and in the past have pulled me up on it. Literally strangers in the street asking what my problem is. My problem is pair of eyeballs that are too long and corneas that are too curved, OK?
 The little strip of glasses-sweat when you've got foundation on and it rubs off onto the bridge of your glasses. Ew.

When 'nerd glasses' came in to fashion. Shit the bed, that was annoying -

Yes, my glasses are prescription. No, they are not the ones you get to watch 3D films in the cinema. No, I did not buy my glasses from Claires.

So when people ask me if they can borrow my glasses to wear to dress up as a 'nerd' for a party, my answer is obviously going to be No.  Thank you for calling me a nerd in my little geeky specs, and I do not appreciate people who wear fake glasses.

Just honestly, what even are you?

Pros: I look like Elvis fucking Costello.