well.

So what's really pissed me off today is - obviously - Valentine's Day. Just the whole idea of the day is just too silly to even consider seriously. It's founded on the basis of two early Catholic priests who were martyred. This is not romantic in the slightest. I don't understand. But this is all I will say on the subject, as all the hipsters and fellow cynics have adopted hatred of Valentine's Day as a badge of honour and I will not be part of this.

BUT.

A lot of things have been really beautiful today.
a) I left my house. This was such a huge deal. It. Felt. Amazing.
b) My grand-dad gave me £20. Just literally out of nowhere. Also. Amazing. (Love you pops, you grumpy auld get)
c) I went the pictures with a - fucking wait for this - with a boy. A really lovely boy. A really lovely boy who makes me laugh, and is too much of a fanny to go and see a scary film. A lovely, lovely friend, to clarify.
d) My friend's mum got married today. Which is, you know. A little bit cute.

Fuck it, of course it's cute. It's fucking beautiful. It's amazing, and I hope they're just the happiest married couple ever ever ever.

e) Roses are red
    Violets are silly
    Grease up your flaps
    Here comes my willy

So single or married or in a relationship or polygamous or whatever you're in to-
Enjoy the poem, it's hilarious. Enjoy the 3p boxes of chocolate on sale tomorrow. Enjoy watching a shit film with Ben or Jerry, as you so choose.

 mwa