Let's start off, shall we?

I wear glasses that make me look like the love-child of Buddy Holly and Elvis Costello. Luckily I love both men, so life is nice.
My favourite drink is cream soda with vanilla ice cream on top. Whiskey is nice too, but I prefer vanilla ice cream.
I love the words bungalow and plinth, and the names Jude and Beatrice. Sometimes I prefer books to people because books smell better. My favourite X-Man is Wolverine. My least favourite Harry Potter character is Harry Potter. I think living on a peninsula makes people small-minded and big-headed, which are two of my most detested traits.
I want to see how this pans out. Sometimes I have a lot of feelings and I feel like the internet is the only thing that understands me...

And I'm obviously joking, I'm not a complete twat. Have a crumpet.